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08:48 am July 4th, 2009
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PENIS MONOLOGUES AVAILABLE NOW


ALL NEW album from mCRT NOW AVAILABLE for a FREE DOWNLOAD.

FREEDOM. SO MUCH FREEDOM YOU'LL SHIT EAGLES.

LET FREEDOM RING.

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11:44 pm July 2nd, 2009
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I need a recording (any speed, any style, any inflection, any format) of you (yes you) saying the word "penis".

It's for my album, which will be out on Saturday.

e-mail it to robisfunny@gmail.com and you'll be in on the action.
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12:49 pm June 30th, 2009
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You need to see this.
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03:05 pm June 29th, 2009
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03:05 pm June 27th, 2009
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  • 16:36 @scrubclub Haha yeah, I sometimes make me wonder if it makes me egotistical to say that's my favorite track on that album. #
  • 21:38 I just got outperved by my mom wtf #
  • 10:54 My right leg is currently covered in dog saliva. #
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03:05 pm June 26th, 2009
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  • 17:16 I just got back from going out boating with dolphins and apparently this has killed Michael Jackson. #
  • 17:20 Little children all over the world are saying "Now who will rape me?" #
  • 10:45 @PiaCocco @nkonichiwa LOOK I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE OKAY WE WERE JUST SKATEBOARDING MAN JEEZ #
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03:06 pm June 22nd, 2009
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  • 15:25 Many of my hairs have been cut in the last hour. #

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03:04 pm June 21st, 2009
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  • 19:03 @PiaCocco Soon, I hope. Dear GOD do I hope. (j/k there is no god) #

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03:05 pm June 19th, 2009
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  • 09:07 Burnin' music for a drive to a site visit: @Doctor_awkward @ohcupcakes @asherroth @Dirt_Nasty @the_real_drDre @billythefridge @quartz_relic #

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03:06 pm June 18th, 2009
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  • 20:47 My peach pie is almost done baking. I am almost certain I screwed up the crust. #

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03:04 pm June 14th, 2009
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  • 14:49 @twois Dude, I thought for SURE I was gonna get hit by lightning while I was driving to a job today. #
  • 20:54 @sli less tweeting moar getting of phone number #
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03:08 pm June 11th, 2009
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  • 21:22 @phaethonx I understand what you mean. Most songs are about rectal prolapse. (Hurt so good... sometimes love don't feel like it should...) #

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03:04 pm June 7th, 2009
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  • 10:09 Settling in for a (very long) graduation ceremony. Detroit residents have weird noses. #

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03:05 pm June 5th, 2009
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03:09 pm May 29th, 2009
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  • 07:02 Just left home. Heading home. #
  • 09:45 Driving a U-haul. feeling like a lesbian on a second date. #
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04:06 pm May 27th, 2009
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  • 11:26 Packing up and headnodding to Flight of the Conchords. #

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03:08 pm May 26th, 2009
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  • 09:36 @sli Well, a fohtie is a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor. "fohite" is the material from which it is made, I think. #

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03:04 pm May 25th, 2009
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03:07 pm May 22nd, 2009
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  • 14:15 @phaethonx Funny you should mention that. #
  • 14:15 @funky49 That's what I'm doing in one week! #
  • 14:19 @sli NO U #
  • 13:27 @sli where the hell are you going anyway #
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03:13 pm May 21st, 2009
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  • 07:52 @ohcupcakes I AGREE TOTALLY #
  • 07:52 RT @scrubclubPlease Re-tweet to help out Kabuto and other Scrub Club artists to get to Nerdapalooza to perform! tinyurl.com/q3zvll #
  • 13:12 BEEN TO THE WAL*MART LATELY? THEY GOT THEM SOME FANCY GRILLS! DESIGNED FOR NON-OPOSSUM! YEEE-HAW I'MA GO FUCK MY SISTER ON AN AMERICAN FLAG #
  • 13:13 This message brought to you by the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. #
  • 13:23 @sli YEEEEEEE HAWWWW /me fires a gun into the air #
  • 14:04 [14:59] Meggery: Twitter is gay. [15:00] Meggery: "I am cooking breakfast." "I am walking to the store." "I am passing the funeral home" #
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03:15 pm May 20th, 2009
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  • 19:24 @libra276 uggghhh yeah we are going to have to order something in the next two weeks. she's planning to go shopping with her folks first tho #
  • 19:33 @ShaelRiley you were a fan too, eh? I still think Sunshower was one of the better hidden gems of late 90's radio rock. #
  • 20:12 @funky49 Dude, the bridesmaids are our sisters. :-P #
  • 20:13 @sangriaa Well, at least you can buy it now! #
  • 20:40 @funky49 not that kinky #
  • 06:50 Getting ready to drive to Pensacola for the day. bumping @megaran, The Ranger, @kabutoraps, Epic-1 albums all day #
  • 10:59 @loookitsmeee Bainbridge--for a week and a half more. Then Gainesville! #
  • 13:24 This architect's office smells faintly but unmistakably of weed. #
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03:08 pm May 19th, 2009
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  • 18:12 @shaelriley Or you could just ask @sli to stop it. #
  • 10:19 @phaethonx @efolgate a very tall hill. #
  • 11:36 Taco Tuesdays. #
  • 13:34 Getting ready to take the girlie wedding dress shopping. (Yes, I know boys aren't supposed to have to do that. Shut up.) #
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03:07 pm May 18th, 2009
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  • 08:40 @piacocco re: brain fucking: if it's squishy, it's likely. #
  • 08:42 Considering changing the date, size, and location of the wedding. (sooner, smaller, further away) #
  • 08:44 @piacocco To quote George Mallory, "Because it's there." #
  • 08:48 @funky49 Southwest Michigan, actually. Closer to the fiancee's family. #
  • 08:48 @funky49 Besides, who'd ever want to go to New Jersey? ;) #
  • 09:16 @funky49 Oh, nice. It's also close to Chicago, which is where her family's roots are... it'll be fun. #
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03:04 pm May 13th, 2009
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  • 18:12 @mwissa I am pretty sure that it isn't even technically illegal if we killed him to death #
  • 22:35 Just finished watching W. It was surprisingly kind to Bush, but in the same way you would be kind to a schnauzer with Downs' Syndrome. #
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03:06 pm May 12th, 2009
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  • 10:10 @Mwissa OH GOD NO PLEASE NO NOT MORE CREED OH GOD I WANT TO DIE NOW GREAT #
  • 12:53 @emilyalamode I guess so. WISH I'D GOTTEN SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE BASE MODEL. #
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03:06 pm May 11th, 2009
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  • 14:02 @emilyalamode Don't I know it, I've been pulled over by four of them since buying my own Charger! >.< #
  • 14:04 RT @Nerdapalooza: "It's official! MC Chris is our first announced headliner for Nerdapalooza!" (wtg hex!) #
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03:05 pm May 3rd, 2009
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  • 18:16 @funky49 I know one other thing they eat... #
  • 18:22 @sli Recovering from a bad sunburn received whilst pic-a-nicking. #
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10:36 pm May 1st, 2009
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Okay, I have watched it enough times to pass it along. Damn you, Shael.
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03:08 pm April 29th, 2009
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09:43 am April 29th, 2009
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WARNING CONTAINS POLITICS
So it looks like Arlen Specter is now a Democrat, bringing the total number of Democrats in the Senate to 57.

( Warning: if you vote Republican the following may upset you. )
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03:07 pm April 22nd, 2009
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  • 23:37 Getting ready for a sales/wedding planning/show road trip. #

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07:19 pm April 15th, 2009
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07:35 pm March 27th, 2009
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EFF WHY EYE
I am going to marry a Katcha.

(THAT IS ALL.)
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03:03 pm March 22nd, 2009
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  • 22:21 Watching Shael Riley and MC Wreckshin do a song together. I suspect that somewhere out there, Beefy is feeling uncomfortable and is not ... #

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11:28 am March 18th, 2009
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So true.

Anyway, I have a show this Saturday at Casselberry Lanes AMF Bowling Alley with Bizarro Stylus and the incomparable Shael Riley (one of my bigger musical influences). Show starts at 8pm. If you live in Orlando, you should come to this show--it's my first solo set in over a year, and Shael is amazing live.
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02:02 pm March 6th, 2009
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  • 14:14 The worst is over--no more sub-freezing temperatures until we leave Saturday. #

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02:02 pm March 1st, 2009
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  • 14:53 At White Castle. Harold and Kumar minus the marijuana. #
  • 13:59 Alive and well, north of Canada. #
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02:02 pm February 28th, 2009
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  • 01:31 i <3 my internet friends. #

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12:43 pm February 10th, 2009
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ANGER, FRUSTRATION
Things currently adding to my stress level:

* Bainbridge's trash department apparently looks through your trash at curbside and if your trash contains any linens or wood they simply refuse to take it.

* Our landline internet access is out, as is the internet access of every Mediacom customer in Georgia, according to their CSR.

* My new studio microphones that I ordered on eBay? Yeah, they are being delivered to my old address in Gainesville. At The Woods. Where I suspect they will vanish into the aether. (If anybody feels like keeping an eye on the pawn shop near Archer and 34th St, that would be fantastic.)

* I want a cigarette. Badly.



Things currently lowering my stress level:

* Katcha
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